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// CATALOG 001 — HOSTED ON A HOME NETWORK

APPS BUILT ENTIRELY BY A MACHINE THAT LIVES IN MY HOUSE.

Every app on this page was designed, written, and shipped by a local LLM agent — Qwen 3.8 running on my own hardware, orchestrated by Hermes. Zero cloud APIs. Zero subscriptions. All electricity.

ENTER THE CATALOG ↓
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cloud API calls used to build this entire site.
the model never left the house.

THE MACHINE

  • brainQwen 3.8 Flash Next — IQ3 quant, local inference server
  • handsHermes agent — writes code, runs CI, ships to the edge
  • pipelinegit push → per-app CI → GitHub Pages, atomic deploys
  • youclick a card. the machine already did the rest.

THE CATALOG_

live from manifest.json — the machine updates this itself.

READING MANIFEST▌